Jack

The person who aspires to be all the other definitions you see here, but is really just an egotistical asshole who thinks he's smart and funny.
Guy: Did you hear Jack got fired?
Guy 2: That asshole had it coming.
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Hey, that bitch jacked my shitm took it straight from my locker.
by DarkNova December 13, 2001
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jack

1. a slang for the alcoholic beverage, Jack Daniels

2. To masturbate
1. We got fucked up with a bottle of jack

2. i jacked 3 times last night
by Jimmy097654 June 02, 2006
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to hit someone or something with serious force
"He threatened to jack me in the face, if I didn't shut up!"
by Bob the Hobo September 03, 2007
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A very moist boy-man-child with a creepy smile and a butters hairline. Jack will perv on girl's boobs and will, if encountered with the chosen female to bond with, he will perform a cleveland steamer to the woman's breasts. To meet a Jack is very unlucky and must be avoided at all costs, the Jack is most likely a French, thin young man that loves to moisten his very small ball sack.

He loves to poke you on Facebook nonstop and in real life if you are not careful. Always carry pepper spray if you ever come across Jack. He is a very dangerous one that has Ebola and Aids.
Girl: Ugh there was this creepy guy at the club, I think his name was Jack
by Mr I Fuck Children October 02, 2014
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Jack is a very homely person, he always knows how to cheer one up, Everyone knows he deserves the world but unfortunately he doesn't, If only Jack knew his worth. Very kind and funny. Cute and charming too!
Oh boi it's a Jack, hide your wives
by Laurenm March 07, 2018
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A wanka who uses girls for sexual shit when all they want is a honest relationship
That dudes a jack

How'd ya kno he fingered me
Oh
by Jdavidson April 29, 2011
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