Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.

I wanna flat iron you tonite!

by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008

iron man

a teacher that never misses a day of school or who has smart ass remarks to counter smartass remarks.

god Mr. Ramerez is such an iron man he never misses a day of school

by big tim August 24, 2004

Ironically Gay

Acting like a homophobe in public but secretly gay. This situation often occurs with conservatives who are homophobes to an extreme level.

Guy 1: Your a fag.
Guy 2: Your ironically gay.
Guy 1: Touché.

by umad69 May 11, 2011

iron man

When a girl wont have sex with you or just for fun, you wait till their sleeping, take a dildo and cover it with super glue, then shove it up their ass. When they try and walk they will be all stiff because of the dildo and look like a robot!!

That hoe wouldnt let me tap that ass so I did an iron man on her.

by nndk January 3, 2009

post-ironic

A term generally used by extreme douchebags to make themselves sound smarter.

Either your email is serious and you're overlooking the fact that this bluster is in a spirit of fun or it is so cleverly and subtly post-ironic that I'm overlooking your joke.

by Pop Kessler April 22, 2010

Iron Huskey

An Iron Huskey is a young person (male) wanting to find love. He is usually 12-16 years in age, sandy blonde or black hair, and is looking for love in all the wrong places. He can be found lurking the local pizza joint, or loitering in Wal-Mart Supercenter down the road. He's more than likely got a half mustache and some acne going on. He is to be avioded at all costs.

Girl 1: "Hey, look at that boy. He's pretty cute."
Girl 2: "Dayummmmm chica! Stay away! He's an Iron Huskey!"
Girl 1: "Thanks darling. Wanna make out?"
Girl 2: "Uhm. Sure."

by not an iron huskey April 12, 2010

cock iron

a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. The cock iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.

Garry is a huge cock iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big cock. Ya I know last christmas I bought him a cock shapped shirt to go with the cock iron that i bought him for his birthday. Wow thats alot of cock iron.

by laughs at peoples misfourtunes April 17, 2010