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by Junglekid December 6, 2006
Get the Ibby mug.The most extreme possible form of a combination of both urolagnia (urine drinking) and coprophagia (feces consumption), Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) is the consumption of lesbian human urine and feces directly from the urethra (pee hole) and/or anus (asshole) of a Lesbian Dominatrix/Mistress into the consuming lesbian's mouth and swallowing it.
Typically, and Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has been trained in precise bladder and bowel control and is able to produce mass quantities of her female liquid and solid wastes into her lesbian slave's mouth at will.
Additionally, a Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has full mastery of her daily diet giving her the knowledge of what foods and liquids to consume, when to consume them, in what quantities and order to consume them, and can accurately predict the exact day (and usually time of day) their related feminine urine and feces will be excreted from her genitalia.
It should be noted, the most proficient Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes (usually found in Amsterdam, Paris, London, Bangkok and Las Vegas) can even predict the detailed textures, colors and smells (and intensity of those smells) of their feminine bodily excretions.
Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes can charge large fees for these activites, up to $5000 an hour depending on her virginity, age, beauty, abilities, bladder/intestinal capacity and fame. Some of these ladies even charge by physical measurement (ounce, pound, quart, liter, gram, kilogram, etc). Fees may be paid by consuming lesbians, spectators, slaves or a combination of any or all.
In 2008, it was rumored Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra were each paid $1,000,000 for a week of lesbian bondage, forced hot-piss enemas and Immaculate Body Service by a rich 26-year-old socialite and her sexy mom from Washington DC.
Typically, and Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has been trained in precise bladder and bowel control and is able to produce mass quantities of her female liquid and solid wastes into her lesbian slave's mouth at will.
Additionally, a Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has full mastery of her daily diet giving her the knowledge of what foods and liquids to consume, when to consume them, in what quantities and order to consume them, and can accurately predict the exact day (and usually time of day) their related feminine urine and feces will be excreted from her genitalia.
It should be noted, the most proficient Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes (usually found in Amsterdam, Paris, London, Bangkok and Las Vegas) can even predict the detailed textures, colors and smells (and intensity of those smells) of their feminine bodily excretions.
Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes can charge large fees for these activites, up to $5000 an hour depending on her virginity, age, beauty, abilities, bladder/intestinal capacity and fame. Some of these ladies even charge by physical measurement (ounce, pound, quart, liter, gram, kilogram, etc). Fees may be paid by consuming lesbians, spectators, slaves or a combination of any or all.
In 2008, it was rumored Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra were each paid $1,000,000 for a week of lesbian bondage, forced hot-piss enemas and Immaculate Body Service by a rich 26-year-old socialite and her sexy mom from Washington DC.
Audrey: What is the first thing I need to do to get ready for our lesbian sex with Paris and Carmen? I really want to impress them both. They are soooo sexy!
Judi: You are NOT having any SEX with them, my dear little girl! Instead, Paris, Carmen and myself will be using you as a Lesbian Human Toilet. I have ordered Paris to also bring her Lesbian Queening Stool.
The best thing you can do, Audrey, is stick your slender fingers in your mouth and vomit up all the food in your girl-stomach right now and get ready to be filled with a million dollars of Hollywood star excretions. Paris calls it Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) !
Audrey: Oh my god!, the thought makes me SICK!
Judi: Good, just the thing to clean out your digestive track!
Judi: You are NOT having any SEX with them, my dear little girl! Instead, Paris, Carmen and myself will be using you as a Lesbian Human Toilet. I have ordered Paris to also bring her Lesbian Queening Stool.
The best thing you can do, Audrey, is stick your slender fingers in your mouth and vomit up all the food in your girl-stomach right now and get ready to be filled with a million dollars of Hollywood star excretions. Paris calls it Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) !
Audrey: Oh my god!, the thought makes me SICK!
Judi: Good, just the thing to clean out your digestive track!
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