Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.

I wanna flat iron you tonite!

by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008

iron man

a teacher that never misses a day of school or who has smart ass remarks to counter smartass remarks.

god Mr. Ramerez is such an iron man he never misses a day of school

by big tim August 24, 2004

Ironically Gay

Acting like a homophobe in public but secretly gay. This situation often occurs with conservatives who are homophobes to an extreme level.

Guy 1: Your a fag.
Guy 2: Your ironically gay.
Guy 1: Touché.

by umad69 May 11, 2011

iron man

When a girl wont have sex with you or just for fun, you wait till their sleeping, take a dildo and cover it with super glue, then shove it up their ass. When they try and walk they will be all stiff because of the dildo and look like a robot!!

That hoe wouldnt let me tap that ass so I did an iron man on her.

by nndk January 3, 2009

post-ironic

A term generally used by extreme douchebags to make themselves sound smarter.

Either your email is serious and you're overlooking the fact that this bluster is in a spirit of fun or it is so cleverly and subtly post-ironic that I'm overlooking your joke.

by Pop Kessler April 22, 2010

Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.

1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude

by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018

Iron Tears

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"

Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.

by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019