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Soggy Hooker 

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
Soggy Hooker by Iollann V July 5, 2019

cooking the hooker 

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

Thai Hooker 

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad
My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker
Thai Hooker by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010

red hooker 

A Red Hooker is one or an indivisual that attends Red Hook High School. Red Hookers are usually skanks and they hate they're rival town (Rhinebeck). Rhinebeck is a beautiful town with excellent shopping, excelling students in academics and sports, and has gorgeous students. Red Hookers are usually jelious of Rhinebeck's high sense of fashionable girls and they're capability to steal good looking Red Hook boys right from underneath them. And Yes bitch... we pop our collars.
A Red Hooker wears unmatching, tacky clothing.
red hooker by Collar Popper December 12, 2008

bush hooker 

Tina's mom is definitely a bush hooker...just look at her clothes!
bush hooker by conjarkmomo August 14, 2011

Cheap-o-hooker 

a hooker who is so ugly that everyone jokes about how cheap she must be (also can be used on a non-hooker)
Yo look at that Cheap-o-hooker
Hey man you got 99¢ im gonna have sex and still have enough to buy a taco
Cheap-o-hooker by Catrina teat April 15, 2010