Bitch ass hoagie

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy

Look at brendon, what a bitch ass hoagie

by Crueoddy August 27, 2016

New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

Xeana Rae hoag

She is really nice, freindly,funny,kind and caring to all her friends. She likes to go fishing and have fun and she loves animals, she likes to hang with her freinds and likes to make “that’s what she said” jokes.

Xeana is a girl that every guy should want

“Omg xeana is so nice, I wish i was her type so I could date her.”
Xeana is really nice
Xeana Rae hoag

by The real mgk October 29, 2020

flopped a hoagin

It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.

Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.

by tH3Chuck June 14, 2022

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

Puffing on a Hoagie

Suckin a Dick, What you call someone you don’t like or who’s a superfag

*an insult*
“well how about you go puff on a hoagie.”

You’re a hoagie puffer.

Definition: “Puffing on a hoagie” meaning sucking dick

by biffsmallberry December 11, 2025