DMV helpful

A customer service representative, server or any other service worker who is just helpful enough to get by.

I called the cable company to ask about my bill.
Were they helpful?
Yeah...DMV helpful! I was on for 40 minutes and I still don't have HBO.

by MelMomma March 13, 2010

shelter helper

The bitch at the homeless shelter who gives out free handies to those in need.

I took my broke ass to the shelter and got some "help" from the shelter helper.

by Analblasted6969 May 27, 2016

National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)

Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017

Hive Helper

Hive Helpers is a group of Helpers who voluntarily work for The Hive, the biggest Minecraft Bedrock Edition server of all time.
As of 18 August 2021, there are 33 helpers in The Hive.
They do their job in a very great way and feel generous enough to voluntarily hold that position for years.

(LeopardJays best helper ww)

"Hey look! That is a Hive Helper! Let's talk with them for some clout!"

by haha non August 17, 2021

PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

WHAT DO I DO IF THE FBI IS AFTER ME

HELP MEPPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

by the69weeb November 21, 2021

Pls help I'm dying

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf

Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol

by JayV54 April 22, 2022

Hope this helps

Used in order seem helpful on a surface level but in reality this phrase is often used sarcastically in response to a bullshit text message or email.

basically a polite way of saying "you're an idiot, fuck off"

1. "Man I hate not having any money"

2. "Thats because you're unemployed, Go get a job, Hope this helps."

by ☆⌁ June 15, 2023