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hoe helmet

Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe
Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet
by Cole H July 30, 2008
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Shane Helms

Possibly the best pro wrestler ever. He is one tough cookie! Extremely talented and very good looking.
Shane Helms-"The greatest cruiserweight alive today"
by Ballerina May 16, 2006
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Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.
"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."
by Andrarky October 15, 2007
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thor's helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010
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helman

literally meaning "poo hole poker"; Most commonly used in the spanglish language meaning to "give it from behind".
Often this term was used in battle in late wars when someone was shot in the buttocks, or shot someone in the backside.
Man he really put the helman to her.

My firearm discharged on accident and gave my best friend quite the helman of an injury.
by anonymouswww December 9, 2007
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taiwanese space helmet

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet
by 1337m4n November 8, 2007
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helmetbreath

by sandro leone June 6, 2003
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