Haider

Tall sweaty dark skinned man who loves appropriating black people and loves endermen from Minecraft

Look at that pakistani with a durag, He's such a Haider

by moonloverluna August 16, 2021

Hartford Handgranade

This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman

During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!

by TheZman August 17, 2010

Haider

He has a damaged nutsack due to excessive wanking.

Wow I think I have a haider

by Damagednutsack876 December 7, 2019

got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"

Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.

by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014

Handerdellossity

(hand-der-dell-la-loss-it-tee) The awesomeness of hands

the handerdellossity is so high, my hands are exploding!

by zwesome4444 October 22, 2010

burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

handbruh

when you dont have a bra on and you use your hands to support your boobs.

do you have a bra on?
nahh kid i got a handbruh.

by KayTx January 11, 2008