halo football

A mini-game of sorts played in the Halo video game series. It can be played on any game using the bomb or skull and teams. Usually in long areas, such as Bloodgulch, one time takes the "ball" and begins to move to the other teams "endzone," passing the ball back and forth between each other as necessary. The opposing team will then try to melee or intercept a passed ball, and take it back to the other endzone. First team to the predetermined score wins, usually followed by the elimination of the opposing team.

Penalties are awarded for using the energy sword to melee, or using weapons other than the necessary melee attack.

"Dude, wanna play some Halo Football again tonight?"

"Hell yes, we owned those kids last night"

halo football by morte42 December 26, 2008

Halo 3 

N. Most likey the 2nd best game for the xbox 360, it was a gift from god to mankind, hated by Playstation fanboys.

Without it most things in the world would fall apart, for example, every man in the world that plays this game would have to go around in green cyborg suits and shoot each other. This would cause global warming, dont ask why, it just would, okay???

Big B: Hey Steve, wanna play Halo 3?
Steve: ZOMG LIEK NO WAYZ MAN, LETZ LEIK PLAY WIT RSELFS!!!
Big B: ... Nah this is way more satisfying.

Halo 3 by Nine nines 999999999 February 26, 2009

halo 3 

Mediocre FPS game with a poor single player which involves killing multicoloured space monekys repeatedly and average multiplayer that involves little skill to win at - getting any of the power weapons such as the rocket launcher, sniper rifle, sword or grav hammer will guarantee a win. Also the reason why many people bought Xbox 360s. Definitley not the best FPS or game ever.

OMG. Sergeant Johnson got killed by a flying lightbulb.

So much hype for halo 3 when its such a sucky game.

halo 3 by Allo Lads March 13, 2008

halo 2 

its the shiznaz! i aint nevger seen anything coller since a ninja shitblast! i think this game will kill the human race caus we all gonna stop sexin' to play halo 2!

hot bitch: dude were the last peeps on earth! we gotta sex to save our lives!

dude with da XBOX: hell no bitch! maybe when im done beating ]halo 2]

halo 2 by mackzy October 20, 2004

Halo 2 

Worst Game Ever. I believe the first halo was better. They cheapened the "plasma sword" and added "DUAL Wield". Wow, Two improvements. Plasma sword is rigged from killing people in ONE attack. Dual wield is taken from James Bond (007 goldeneye), Yes the nintendo 64 version. Micro$oft took Gay-Low and turned into Super-Gay-Low. So what? I dont know what everyone's drooling about. Jumping on vehicles? Unreal Tournament 2004. Dual Wield? James Bond. Rigged 1-hit-kills? Nox. No falling damage? Well, they didn't take one idea, at least. No, wait. ARMORED CORE NEXUS.

Fanboy: OMFG I GOT TEH HAY-LOW TWOOOO!!!
Me: I have HL2. Half-life 2.Fanboy: OMFG WUT THAT? HL2 IZ HAAYY-LOW!!
*5 seconds later, the fanboy has a knife sticking out of his hand*

Halo 2 by Slaya-Survivor January 6, 2005

Halo Jumping 

The act of jumping in motion, instead of running or sprinting. Mainly encountered in: every Xbox game. To do this press forward on the left joystick and rapidly press the (A) button. It is believed that this makes it harder for snipers and sprayers to hit said person doing the "Halo Jumping." This was first invented in Halo 2 in which multiplayer was first invented for Xbox. This is why it's called "halo jumping" for it originated in a Halo game.

Look at this gay little halo jumper, doesn't he know that "halo jumping" doesn't work in Call of Duty. *speaker then headshots the said halo jumper*

Halo Jumping by theorgangepeel September 25, 2011

Halo junkie 

When a guy you date no longer wants to do anything but play Halo all the damn time and be a big ass looser!!

My husband is a worthless "halo junkie", he is addicted to that game!!

Halo junkie by Timaree April 22, 2008