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on the grape 

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.
on the grape by weirdershit May 8, 2020

the international grape popping competition 

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

Punching the grape 

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

gone off grape 

The gone off grapes smelled sour
gone off grape by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly 

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

Grind the grape 

A fruity, more accurate alternative to flicking the bean.

Female masturbation
First you gently grasp the grape, the juices start flowing, it starts to swell, and then you grind the grape