Gooning

1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.

2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation

3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
by TacoJackson May 29, 2025
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A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.
Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!

W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
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(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
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i needed this gooning sesh -drake
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Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.
Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"
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The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.
"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"
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Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”
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