Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins

I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.

by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins

Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?

by Allycat88 July 30, 2018

happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.

"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers

Look at the bum goblins

by BUMP crew May 10, 2006

Glizzy Goblin

A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.

-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.

-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!

by GlizzyGoddess69_Noice February 17, 2023