goat knobber 

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

goat knobber by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Goat fucker 

A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.

Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.

Goat fucker by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018

goat c rub

To rub your gooch and ball sack , repeatedly with the "Goat C" HIGH Endurance stick.
- Goat c stick
- Goat c pad
- Travel Pack Goat c
- Goat c apparel
-available in oramas

lovstit my balls stink ... grab a Goat Rub !

Goat c rub ...?

goat c rub by Scrundy January 17, 2008

goat sex 

A party, in which participants bake and subsequently consume copious amounts of fresh cupcakes while they are still hot.

Aunt Sally is coming to town, let's throw a goat sex party for her!

goat sex by Aunt Sallie January 9, 2009

goat boy 

Pete Coe

Baaah Baaaaah!

goat boy by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

goat leased by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

Goat Puppy 

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

Goat Puppy by Seeman December 28, 2008