by Don Everest April 7, 2005
Get the The Garden Fresh Special mug.The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
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by butter-flies January 24, 2023
Get the dirty Olive Garden mug.A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
by Rionox February 27, 2023
Get the Edmonton Garden Hose mug.Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.
Love you Brendan
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For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022
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