A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.
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A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.
Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.
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When a socially inept dunce lacks the ability (learned or genetic) to exert reasonable control over flatulating (farting) in social situations.
"Man, you see those poor fools gagging over there next to Darious? Oh no.......he musta flunced BIG TIME. Get Rudy Poot up here on the double!!"
by The paulinator October 5, 2009
Get the flunce mug.A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.
"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."
"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."
"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."
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