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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny
"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably
by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021
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poupu fruit

a fruit from a game, in the game there is a legend that says that if you share a puopu fruit with someone you really care about your destinies become intertwined
in kingdom hearts 3 sora shared a poupu fruit with kairi
by black rose gacha July 18, 2021
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Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
by dreamie09 August 22, 2022
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Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.
Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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Fruit tower

A slang term used to describe a multi-person relationship, or polycule. Even though it is called "fruit tower" It can be a "straight" polycule as well, even though the term in catered more towards lgbtq
"I heard (Person A) is in a fruit tower with (Person B) and (Person C)!"
by jackyup_diso January 13, 2022
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Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.
Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.
by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022
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