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sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018
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Fruit Loop

In LGBTQ+ Community:

An act of bar hopping the gay clubs rotating usually in a circle pattern!

In the drinking community:

An act of bar hopping maximizing the cost of drinking too the drink specials offered by bars!
Lgbtq+:
Hey guys, we doing the Fruit Loop tonight, met us at the Dance Club to get the night started!

Drinking:
It's Fruit Loop season let's go get our drink on!
by Fruitier than fruit! May 1, 2021
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jewcey fruits

oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet
by burbman1969 January 27, 2021
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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Fruit Chunnel

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."
by LoezFelps December 13, 2013
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forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.
If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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