shit pie

What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.

Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.

Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

strawberry pie

1. A delicious dessert made with strawberries.

2. The genitals of a redheaded woman.

1., 2. Mmmmmm mmmmm there's nothing sweeter than strawberry pie!

by Triangle Man July 23, 2005

Blumpkin Pie

The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.

That blumpkin pie after Thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, I think it had some corn in it.

by Johnny Bone December 5, 2009

selling pie

Slang for selling drugs

Hey, you selling pie?

-"What do you do for a living?"

-"I sell pie"

by dgnikngf October 2, 2009

pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.

1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

honey pie

Slang for vagina, especially as relates to oral sex.

"He was eating honey pie all night long."

by Freddie November 13, 2004

Eskimo Pie

When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.

Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.

by Crown Royal June 1, 2009