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felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.
My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.
by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011
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paint the fence

The vertical up down motion practiced by Daniel Laruso in the movie "The Karate Kid". Some people will use the motion as a goofy dance move, similiar to the sprinkler, and starting the lawnmower.
I was so wasted at Bill's wedding that i started to "Paint the Fence" on the dance floor, while Jenny was doing the sprinkler.
by hefftone April 24, 2009
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Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.
"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.
by Backmypeel January 26, 2008
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fence fucker

One who fucks on both sides of the fence; cannot make up their mind regarding their sexual orientation and thus switches their preferences constantly; (has nothing to do with bisexuals since bisexuals have actually claimed an orientation)
Dom, the fence fucker, who was gay just yesterday, was all over a group of girls saying, "I'm straight now."
by MacNair March 12, 2008
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Fanchon

"Damn! Did you see that Fanchon run by?!"

"I think Fanchon is on drugs"
by Allen V August 15, 2007
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Fancher

customer who makes multiple, legitimate, complaints about a service purchased, but even when rectified, has no intent in paying the full balance of what is owed.
Do the job right the first time to avoid a Fancher.
by Ashumption March 16, 2020
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