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firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion
I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.
by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015
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Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.
Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.
by relief July 10, 2016
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fringe logic

Noun

Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.

A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.

A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.

Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.

Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.
Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.

Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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farting willy

My farting willy is farting s so much
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Fringed

To completely over do something to an extent where it’s unbearable.
Man She really fringed our relationship up, way to clingy and over the top.
by CrostiniWrath October 15, 2018
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Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.
"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"
by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019
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Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.
It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.
by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020
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