Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

O,fap

O,fap is when you accidentally spell "O,fap" instead of "Lmfao"

This often happens when you're too retarded to spell properly and miss a portion of the letters you want to.

Common misconceptions of "O,fap" include but are not limited to:

"O,rqp" ".,rfe" "Ö,fap" and so on.

Person one: *Funny joke*
Person two: "O,fap"
Person one: "What the fuck is O,fap you fucking retard"
Person two: "Are you a fucking cunt im not here to learn how to spell"
Person one: "Kill yourself bitch"

by OrangutanFeces April 13, 2022

fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.

My fap cap is 5.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017

plastic fap

the act of masturbating with plastic wrap because you cant afford a condom.

Bro i just used the plastic fap technique and it was amazing.

by Bubblevevo July 8, 2017

Mouth Fap

An academic debate wherein the parties in question make circular arguments and often disregard the other points made in favour of restating their own perspectives over and over and over again. The "fap" indicates both the repetition and the self-pleasure experienced by mouth fappers.

"That conference panel was just a series of mouth fappers fap, fap, fapping"

by ICCats April 27, 2012