Facedumping

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

by e-boner February 5, 2010

Skull Fucked the Bering Strait

To commit a minor faux pas

Nigel, you seem to be wearing white shoes. It is past Labour Day!

Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.

Indeed so!

by El Fuego de la Pasión February 1, 2010

cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Done fucked up

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh June 7, 2018

Cunt Faced Fuck

A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.

Yamcha: I'm right aren't I master.
Master: No, you cunt faced fuck!

by Sacktap June 24, 2006

food-fucked

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

by Mark71 October 15, 2007

Mind-Fucked

When something becomes so confusing or intertwined with something else that it causes massive confusion in a person. Similar to a roofie being slipped to someone, causing confusion and a feeling that you were just fucked (or in this case, Mind-Fucked).

Man 1: I just saw that Leo Dicaprio movie "Inception" last night and I have never felt this weird feeling before...

Man 2: I think the word you're looking for is "Mind-Fucked".

by CausedChernobyl July 21, 2010