Dora the Explorer

An illegal Immigrant.

Reasons that Dora the Explorer is an illegal.

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

5) "Exploradora" is Latin for the word spy. Coincidence? Don't think so...

by ghks117 October 8, 2009

Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

by Person McPherson September 10, 2006

Explo

Explo is the best summer camp out there. It is fun and wicked awesome. You meet so many great fiends, and take so many great courses. And best of all you get to go on weekend trips and have Main Events everday. Everyday you get to try something new.

I went to explo last summer.
I played rugby at explo.
EXPLO friends rule.

by Titan February 17, 2005

Express

Just extremely good.

That is well express init

by MajorFool June 11, 2007

express purpose

specific object; explicit and sole goal. Used to describe the reason one committed a particular act, especially if the motivation is somewhat unusual.

"Disaster capitalism" sometimes takes advantage of natural disasters, such as the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. But in 1973, Pinochet and the US Central Intelligence Agency carried out a coup d'etat with the express purpose of imposing neoliberal policies against the democratic will of the Chilean people.

by Primus Intra Pares July 11, 2010

Exploceans

An explosion of gigantic proportions, either physically or emotionally

Girl 1: He said these things and I just exploded with joy!
Girl 2: Exploded?
Girl 1: Yeh! Just exploceans everyhere!

by thelongmile December 29, 2010

expectorating

hocking a lugie, spitting mucus and saliva out of your mouth

I'm especially good at expectorating.

by UIO000 December 28, 2006