emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.

"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"

by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 29, 2017

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It

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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 18, 2017