Double Dragon

Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.

Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.

Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.

by mpdivo January 22, 2012

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008

Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010

Dragon Energy

A binding energy that connects two bros from across the multiverse

We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone.
-Kanye West

by Quackipoo May 31, 2018

Bromodo Dragon

Another word for your bro. Similar to broski, broseph, brostpher, etc.

Bro 1- "Alright bro I'll catch you later!"
Bro2- "Yeah bromodo dragon, catch ya on the flip-side!"

by Numbro Uno. February 12, 2010

zipper dragon

the act of ones erection getting caught in their pants' zipper after sex and accidentally shooting cum

Timmy got a zipper dragon after a long night of non consensual sex with 3 hot chicks

by Constin Mutant March 7, 2011

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012