Dinkleberg Syndrome

When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.

Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.

by Golden Inferno May 10, 2018

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dinkelsnapper

A dinkelsnapper is another name for a lady's private parts that are covered in a velcro like pubic hair that snaps dinggle berries from a mans pubic region.

I hooked up with a dinkelsnapper this weekend and came out smoother than fresh Brazilian wax.

by TheUnKnown958 November 3, 2018

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Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

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Dinkerchief

A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.

I’m totally getting laid tonight. Good thing I brought my dinkerchief.

by The Real Chas September 6, 2019

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Dinkelshmort

A Dinkelshmort is a #rareinsult that is a way to describe someone who is being stupid or not thinking strait

Dude 1: yo what’s 9 + 10

Dude 2: uhh 21
Dude 1: no you dinkelshmort it’s 19
Dude 2: hold up what’s a dinkelshmort?
Dude 1: look it up in insta it’s kind of hard to explain

Dude 2: ok

by OneSaltyBoi25 September 21, 2019

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Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december

person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!

by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019

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