David

He hit me once in lunch when I made a joke.
Plus he is an Asshole
Me: Makes a joke about David
David fist: I’m about to end this man whole career
by Not really Important September 06, 2019
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David

David is the smallest organism known to man. He is a strict jew with a abnormally small circumscribed penus.
Jeez David you did it again you tithead!
by BigBoiJohnny March 12, 2019
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David

A very smelly boi
by Rafe is smelly October 17, 2019
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David

David, Thinks he's funny but is actually the most annoying cunt you'll ever meet.
Try's to get in with all the girls around him but is lowkey gay.
Claims he gets bitches all the time.
Fuck off David you queer
by BigDickEnergy101 November 11, 2019
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David

A person who does things to look cool and will make up story's to please there peers
Did you see how geovani busted a david ?
by Realshitmynigggaaa June 20, 2017
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Damiano David

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.
by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021
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David Herzog

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.
David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.
by Doedoedidit March 13, 2023
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