Cushman

A person who always puts a cushion on their chair, even when it's soft.
Another Word for couch potato

A very rare type of couch potato

"Jerry! You're SUCH a cushman!"

by NOt-SuCh-A-lAzY-dUdE August 25, 2018

cock crusher

this word is used to describe people who will do any thing to a cock just to be able to have it.

My wife is a cock crusher, she is always grabbing and sucking my cock.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

scusstic cashew

scussitc: scotish, russian, Celtic
cashew: catholic, half jew

Oh my god, you're such a scusstic cashew.

by gingit December 23, 2009

Cushy

A shortened version of cushiony without the ION
It is the feeling of an object that is both hard and cushiony at the same time

EX. cushy like a football

by around.the.world January 30, 2015

crystal crushers

crystal meth addicts

I saw two crystal crushers in the trailer park yesterday

by Shaun Reilly February 5, 2009

X-cuse

Buying something that you wouldnt usually buy under the guise that it is for someone else. Usually used around the holidays.

I bought that shake weight for my sister"."Please thats just an X-cuse."

by bobthefreakbuilder December 14, 2010

more cushin for the pushin

a way to describe your aunt frieda's fat ass and hangy tits.

oh johnny , do you think I'm too fat to fuck?
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.

by tony January 24, 2004