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cumpke

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman while she's taking a dump.
Happy birthday! Now get on the toilet and enjoy your cumpke!
by Censoria May 1, 2024
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Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.
Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.
by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024
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Cumper

A jumper that is worn with cum on it.
As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.
by JaredReigns May 14, 2024
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Cumper

a knitted garment with cum on it typically with long sleeves, worn over the upper body
As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.
by JaredReigns May 14, 2024
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Cumple

A cumple is when someone has an ingrown hair and semen (aka “cum) comes into contact with the sore. The area then becomes irritated and potentially infected leading to the formation of a cumple.
Did you see Justin’s upper lip after that camping trip with his friends it appears he has a cumple.
by Father John Cisty May 18, 2024
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Cumple

A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.
Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.
by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024
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Cump

woah you just made me cump
by elephant daddy December 2, 2024
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