crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

COOFERED

string cheese eating full.

WHAT WHY ARE YOU COOFERED IT??

i wanna become cool

by BottomDop February 21, 2022

CROOCLED

crooked the abby way

AHHH ITS SO CROOCLED

lmfaoooo croocled

by croocled February 25, 2022

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

Crook

Rick Thorganson

Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook

by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

Choof

A choof is something we all need in the morning when we wake up to get the fattest headspins and start your day off perfectly

who wants to the toilets for a choof?

by yung daggerr dick March 27, 2022