Catholic Soda

Beer

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.

by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023

craphole

A place that is unpleasant to be at.

I hate school so much, it is the craphole of everything!

by Junebug Days October 19, 2023

catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'

Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.

by Unagamer December 14, 2023

carphobic

- being against cars for being cars
- phobic against cars personality (Ex. Delamain in Cyberpunk 2077, it is carphobic to disrespect cars)

"Dude:I don't believe cars are useful and are wasteful"
"Dude 2: Bro that's carphobic,

by Night City Corporate Officer December 17, 2023

Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

by Purinse March 19, 2024

catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024

catholician

A race of Catholics

What race is your religion ? My race is a Catholician

by BBC Terminator April 16, 2024