Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

cooter

a fat juicy vagina

omg musqueen has such a nice (s)cooter

by ahssunn November 29, 2021

cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

Cooter

A females vagina

(Noun) coochie

I nut in her cooter and escape on my scooter

by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

cooter roundhouse

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick

Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!

by Emily843 September 12, 2008

cooter fan

A small fan affixed to the underside of a desk or table that is used to cool your cooter on a hot day.

Oh my God Sarah it's like a thousand degrees in here, do you have an extra cooter fan I can borrow?

by Rereetheamazing June 18, 2017