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Consi

consi
{con-see}

noun

A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.

Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
"Andrew ain't all that good, y'know? But he ain't that bad either. A real Consi."
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Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole
"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"
by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020
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constisyncrasy

Lun's constisyncrasy lead her to shit her guts out.
by taegeonn April 30, 2023
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virtual console

The old games that are being released to be playable on the newer generation system like the wii & ps3.
Super Mario RPG and Secret of Mana are now out on the Nintendo wii virtual console.

Final fantasy 9 is pending to be release on the ps3 virtual console.
by Pseudonymphs March 31, 2009
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Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.
I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010
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Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.
This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.
by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011
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Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
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