Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable

Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones

by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant

Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.

by TTCooper May 24, 2023

icecream cone cunt

Another way of saying rapist.

____ is a icecream cone cunt

by Bucket of rocks May 30, 2023

Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Cone Demon

Someone who rips the maddest cones known to mankind

“Yo did you see Koston last night?”
“That man was off the goop!”
“Yeah he’s a straight up Cone Demon”

by anonymous March 15, 2023

keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023