Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011

Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable

Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones

by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

fuck cuss cone

A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex

Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd

by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018

cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.

"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"

by riffcult July 11, 2017

getting coned

To be sexually assaulted in the rear

Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis

by Stevez July 18, 2017

Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017