Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.

So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.

by FuelRod December 28, 2009

condom suppository

anal sex

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"

by phillip's curve May 14, 2010

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Concord NH

Too fuckin far from everything. Want city...that I’ll be an hour, want beach that will be an hour, want hiking...AN HOUR

I think an hour should be Concord NH’s motto

by 603lord October 28, 2019

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Cop Condom

1. A motorist that drives much faster or erratic than the adjacent vehicles making himself the most likely to be pulled over by police.
Similar to Cop Baitor Designated Decoy

1. Yo man your Drunker than 10 indians. You should be safe and use that Cop Condom motorcyclist.

by Attempt May 15, 2009

Serrated Condom

Noun; A condom produced by Trojan that is serrated like a steak knife. A serrated condom adds the benefit of pain to pleasure.

Dave: Man that girl is so hot, but such a bitch
Brent: Yeah man, just fuck her with the serrated condom to teach her a lesson
Dave: classic

by bevelan December 16, 2011