Clown Penis Syndrome

Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.

The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.

"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."

by sidecarsally June 21, 2009

Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.

This girl last night laughed at my bearded clown :(

by dingdong diva December 17, 2010

Power clown

To use the powers of clowning to puppet others to what the clown wants...

Kasnuaku is power clowning the group

by kasnuaku July 5, 2020

punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Insane Clown Posse

hiphop for white trash

see shit

take bad rap, take any redeeming qualities about it, remove those qualities, show a trailer park instead of a ghetto, replace bling with trash and facepaint, and you have the Insane Clown Posse

by dontlookatmypurtymouth September 25, 2010

Clown Titties

-Adjective

1. Male or Female aereolae of greater size than ordinary.

That bitch and/or dude had clown titties the size of dinner plates!

by Toid1 February 6, 2012

clown carring

When a man inserts his penis and balls into a womans vagina.

I have her one hell of a clown carring last night.

by bbqdpig March 19, 2016