clevertivity

the act of being clever and creative simultaneously; one could say being creatively clever

Check out my project!! Wow, now that's clevertivity!

by Clevertivity May 7, 2010

Chivette

A Chivette is a female who recognizes the awesomeness that is the Chive.

She... frequents thechive.com.

occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy

knows and loves DAR.

takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.

is the perfect woman.

That chivette is dead sexy, The Chive needs to find her!

by MeMilan37 June 2, 2011

Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Chivette

A female who is a regular reader of theChive.com, is familiar with the DAR, DMA and the other awesomeness that is theChive.com. Known for being laid back, able to keep calm, have a good time and enjoy the more awesome things in life mixed with randomness and the occasional motivational poster. Is comfortable with her sexuality and usually willing to share photographs of herself for hump day, the DAR, DMA, or just for the simple sake of sharing stress-relieving and sexy imagery with the other Chivers.
Generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the Chiver community, will welcome other Chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.

Always responds to a call of "Chive on!"

I thought that girl was amazing when I first met her, right up until I found out she was a Chivette. Now I know she's perfect.

by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011

Cleverer

When your more clever than something.
( Clever-er)

Im cleverer than you (: ?

by Meeee!!!! ^_^ January 3, 2010

cleveland stinker

The act of having diaria on ones chest then taking a solid poop on that persons chest and mix it with a spoon making a mildoo substance then you must finger that persons poop hole for about a minute then put your finger in your mouth and tickle your throat with it and suck the poo off of your finger then spit on the persons chest then pee on it then take a seat on the persons chest and roll back and forth while farting with massive diaria and make sure while you do so make sure your butt is facing the persons face. This act may take 2 hours or so.

My girlfriend cheated on me so i waited for her to sleep then gave her a cleveland stinker then ran like hell.

by dr. j.e.w September 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamball

A sexual act of pooping in someones mouth and He/Her spits it into anothers mouth.

Sarah passed a Cleveland Steamball to Bonni.

by Humanzombie12 November 5, 2005