Dookie clap

When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head

Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...

by Niqqa chungus August 26, 2019

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

coleman clap

When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.

*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."

by AprixOath September 7, 2019

baby clapping

when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.

homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.

by clap master September 25, 2016

clap nugget

When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair

She took her panties off and I could see yellow clap nuggets hanging off her muff

by Bamzamma December 1, 2022