Cereal Powder

The crushed cereal bits in the bottom of a bag of cereal.

Its observation usually leads to the thought "fuck, I have to go get more."

A: "Hey, what'd you have for breakfast?"
B: "Milk and cereal powder."
A: "Your parents hate you too?"
B: "Yeah..."

by hormelgroundmeat January 26, 2011

Cerebrum Failure

The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.

John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..

by SFromDaOldskool June 11, 2011

cerebrully

a person that uses superior logic and reasoning skills (instead of physical intimidation) to bully an unwilling party into doing something

"I outsmarted her into lending me Modern Family Season 1 on DVD, when she really didn't want to. Does that make me a cerebrully?"

by checkmate August 21, 2012

cereal keef

The dust at the bottom of cereal bags that accumulates from debris of broken cereal pieces

I want to top off this fat bowl of Lucky Charms with some cereal keef to make it that much sweeter.

by E_man March 3, 2014

cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014

cerebella

A big tit thot

Damn look at that cerebella across the street

by Jacoliexp May 29, 2018

Cereal

A pleasant and less crude way of mentioning sex. Often used by people that don’t want to publicly speak about sex and adult behaviour.

Susan had cereal last night, I couldn’t believe it. I wonder if she’ll have it in the morning as well.

by TheCurtainsWereFrigginBlue June 22, 2018