5 definitions by checkmate

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.
Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.
by checkmate October 1, 2012
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An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes
Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast
by checkmate September 27, 2015
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"Hi" in Arabic. You could say "ASSALAMU ALAIKUM" as well
A: Salam.
B: Alikum Al Salam.
by checkmate January 31, 2007
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Popular song by Harry Styles about the pleasure of vaginal/clitoral oral sex.
Imma eat up some of that sweet watermelon sugar!
by checkmate October 15, 2020
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a person that uses superior logic and reasoning skills (instead of physical intimidation) to bully an unwilling party into doing something
"I outsmarted her into lending me Modern Family Season 1 on DVD, when she really didn't want to. Does that make me a cerebrully?"
by checkmate August 21, 2012
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