muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

by Javier Jesus Pablo October 5, 2013

muffled cabbage

When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.

"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"

by XxIso1atorXx November 11, 2013

blue cabbage

super veiny ball sack

Sally: Steve I would suck on your balls but your blue cabbage is really yucking me out.

Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.

by Wafflebender July 7, 2014

Dirty Cabbage

That one guy in high school that thought he was the shit but in reality no one liked him. Also is the type of guy that takes advantage of a drunk girl

Hey you remember the dirty cabbage?
Yea that guy was such a deusch.

by Melonanger III March 19, 2016

rotten cabbage

That one person out of a group of friends who has a bad attitude and nasty af

Yo, Luke is such a rotten cabbage.

by Cooldude456 April 17, 2016

Savage Cabbage

A really cool person who is epic, not hah though.

Yoo, Will is a savage cabbage! just shanked Hah outside Nandos!

by JacobBazScalpathus May 29, 2019