a boyfriend who thinks your always trying to prove him wrong when he never realizes how stupid he truly sounds and how dumb he is for pushing you away and not opening his own eyes.
listen to what i have to say and think about it before you think im a bitch ! your such an ignorant boyfriend
by pissyteen101 June 29, 2011
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Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007
Get the Boyfriend Shmoyfriend mug.The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.
He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.
He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.
He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
by Heatherisms November 21, 2009
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by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011
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by Yo smitty May 12, 2008
Get the boyfriend shorts mug.Someone who is at first a friend but you begin to love and when you begin to love him you can't stop. His eyes are like magnets and he seriously is unlike anyone you will ever meet. You think about him even when you're with someone else. He's the guy that you came second and you didn't realize how much you loved him until it was too late because now that he doesn't love you anymore, you want him more than ever. You even cry over him even if you donât cry over guys. He is the funniest, craziest, most trustworthy, and amazing person you will ever meet. So if you EVER meet a guy like this DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS LOVE or you will be the one crying in the end. Beware If His Name Is Jose. They're The Ones You Fall The Hardest For.
by Old Love October 23, 2011
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I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.
by looopyylydia September 5, 2005
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