Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.

Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018

Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

booger snatch

An alternate name for Burger King.

I'm headin over to Booger Snatch for a Whopper, you want anything?

by use to be Chiefbooknocker April 20, 2022