doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

by farty turds May 25, 2018

beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

buffalo blaster

n. - To finger blast a girl after eating buffalo wings or after applying hot sauce to one's fingers. This act can be given to a girl out of fetish, or as an act of hate fucking.

That girl is into some kinky shit. Last night I gave her a buffalo blaster.

I buffalo blasted your mom.

by Manley December 15, 2008

ass blaster

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

Blitter

The part of Twitter that is occupied by African Americans in which several hash tags are trended in ebonics and users steal each others jokes. This part of Twitter is usually separated from the rest with the only evidence of its existence being trending topics.

Blitter tweet: #iwannaslap That One Annoying MF' That Always Feels The Need To State The Obvious Ignorantely. -___-

Twitter tweet: This woman obviously doesnt realize that all 20 of us are under the age of 30 and already know how to use computers. #wasteoftime

by steamer123 June 19, 2011