blanket

"blanket" is a word commonly used to refer to cats when they shit on your bed

e.g Jimmy: awww mann my cat is such a blanket
And Scene

by fartybutthead January 2, 2021

not anymore there’s a blanket

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor

Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.

by wdomkr December 24, 2009

arabian blanket party

the act of having sex in a piss covered blanket.

honey, i need to piss, do you want to have an arabian blanket party?

by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012