A snake who only cares about what girls look like, and not who they are. A snake who thinks he’s cooler than everyone else. A snake who buys fake brands. A snake who is mean. A fake snake is a ben
by Whydontwelove November 6, 2017
Get the Benmug. Annoying but fun to talk to when bored and have nothing else to do. Noone can tell if his joking or being serious ,his personality remains a mystery for all. He is very handsome pulling 2 best friends, loved by blondes and also brunettes usually called Becky. A constant moaner. However can always rely on him to have a laugh on a night out. Dark n doesn’t speak when u first meet him but once he gets to u know him his talkative,sarcastic and funny .
by Ben13445 May 4, 2018
Get the Benmug. Ben is fat and ugly
by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019
Get the Benmug. Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
Get the Benmug. Ben is not funny
by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019
Get the Benmug. One who puts poop on his hands and proceeds to lick it off of his hands sensually while on FaceTime with the boys
Ben licks poopy hands
by Ben Eats Poop March 20, 2019
Get the Benmug. Trying desperately to acquire a relationship with one of your friend's Exes, but failing miserably in the end.
Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
by Pizza King August 30, 2018
Get the Benmug.