The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014
Get the Turkish Bath Housemug. When a female surrounds herself with a group of (5)+ overweight males in a car, ferociously pleasuring all at the same time.
by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018
Get the Czechoslovakian Steam Bathmug. When you do bath salts as a drug and then go around chewing homeless people's faces off. Only to be stopped by 11 bullets to the body.
Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012
Get the Bath salt zombiemug. by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007
Get the bed bath and beyondmug. Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.
Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
by funkyricky July 13, 2012
Get the bath salt zombiemug. This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.
In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."
by Liz September 25, 2004
Get the bathing suit hickeymug. The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.
Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.
by Chilli Doggin October 10, 2021
Get the Mormon Mud Bathmug.