Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.
by David'sBald August 22, 2023
Get the Baldmug. A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
Get the Bald and Skinnymug. by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
Get the Simons Bald Spotmug. by Potetstappe March 15, 2018
Get the baldsmug. anarcy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by blodoshitfuckfuckufck March 23, 2021
Get the techno baldmug. 
by appello May 18, 2022
Get the Slap A Bald Head Daymug.